Baby Story for Project Manager

Project Manager is a person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in one month. The Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document Nine  months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never Happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And Finlly... Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.