Neend bahut aati hai padhte padhte, Maa ap hoti to keh dete ki 1 cup chai bana do.. Thak gaye hai mess ki roti kha kha ke, Maa ap hote to keh dete parathe bana do.. Bandh gaye hai hostel ki char diwari me, maa ap hote to kehte zara bahar ghum le.. Wohi koshish [...]
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Standard Units of Measurement
January 4th, 2012 
Vikash Word Definition aam archaic unit of liquid measure ranging from 37 to 41 gallons of wine abampere unit equivalent to 10 amperes abvolt unit of electrical potential equal to one hundred millionth of a volt acre-breadth old unit of length of 22 yards ampere unit for measuring amount of electrical current angstrom unit of one [...]
Friends movie of life Style.
December 30th, 2011 Vikash [ classes ] – Bardast [ Attendance ] – Hera pheri [Class room] – No entry [Teacher] -Jani dussman [Exam ] – Evil dead [Examiner] – Don [Frnds during paper] – Hum apke hai kon [Viva] – Encounter [Marking] – Andha kanon [Exam time]- Quamat [Cheating ] – Lage rho munna bhai [Que. Paper] – [...]
Happy Engineers Day!!!!
September 15th, 2011 Vikash Today Engineers Day – 15th of September 2011 1. I take the vision which comes from dreams and apply the magic of science and mathematics, adding the heritage of my profession and my knowledge of nature’s materials to create a design. I organize the efforts and skills of my fellow workers employing the capital of [...]
This Is Student Life
September 12th, 2011 Vikash 1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes.. 2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment.. 3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions 4. EDITING: Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied.. 5. MULTI TASKING: Playing Games On Cell, SMS [...]
Software Career Growth Meter ..Where do you Stand??
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Microsoft Windows History
April 11th, 2011 Vikash 
Windows 1.01 The Microsoft Windows 1.01 boot up screen. The Windows 1.01 is a 16-bit graphical operating environment that was released on 20 November 1985[1]. It was Microsoft’s first attempt to implement a multi-tasking graphical user interface-based operating environment on the PC platform. Windows 1.0 was the first version of Windows launched. [...]
A Software professionals in Hell!!!!!!!
April 7th, 2011 Vikash One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell. Politician said “I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.” She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? [...]
How to prevent your PEN drive from VIRUS
March 27th, 2011 Vikash Friends many of your PC/laptop’s normally gets virus because of Pen Drives or USB devices (Even PC’s who are not connected to network ). Some Virus like Ravmon Virus , Heap41a worm which are not detected by anti virus normally spreads mostly by the Pen Drives . In such a case what can you do [...]
Texting Dictionary – Text Symbols
March 22nd, 2011 Vikash Symbol / Text MEANING /: – | Unamused, mildly cross /\(00)/\ Spider #:-) Smiling with a fur hat %- ) Confused or merry %-( Confused and unhappy %-} Intoxicated %-6 Not very clever &:-) Smiling with curls (-: Smiling (:-) Smiling with helmet (:::X:::) Plaster /Elastoplast ******@* Cenitpede wearing a sombrero *<|:o)> Santa Claus : [...]
