1. So many men, so few who can afford me. 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. 3. If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going. 4. At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all…I just can’t remember it all. 5. My Mother is a travel [...]
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Beauty of Math ! ..Worth Sharing
January 28th, 2012 
Vikash Beauty of Math ! ..Worth Sharing … Expand and enjoy …. 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 [...]
7 Steps To Become The Greatest Girl friend
January 17th, 2012 Vikash This is a discussion on How to please your boy friend! within the Love | Romance forums, part of the :- Relationships -: category; It’s not necessary that every time boys have to prove their perfection in a relation, if you want your boyfriend … It’s not necessary that every time boys have to prove [...]
Some Friends Are Forever
January 11th, 2012 Vikash Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can’t stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you [...]
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No Comments »Har Aadmi ka ek Sapna Hota Hai
January 9th, 2012 Vikash Har AADMI Ka Sapna: 7 Figure Ki Salary 6 Figure Ki Bachat 5 Bedroom Ka Ghar 4 Wheel Ki Garri 3 Week Ki Vacation 2 Pyare Bache 1 Goongi Biwi ! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this [...]
Umer Saal Count age
January 2nd, 2012 Vikash Umer 01 Saal : Nurse Ko Aankh Maari Umer 03 Saal : PAPA Ki Cigarette Mein Charas Daali Umer 04 Saal : PANDIT JI Ki ChappaL Leke Bhaaga Umer 05 Saal : PADOSEYO Ki Bell Baja Ke Bhaaga Umer 06 Saal : SCHOOL Mein Teacher Ko Line Maari Umer 07 Saal : PADOSE KI [...]
Diary Of A Baby
November 23rd, 2011 Vikash 15th jun :- I got attached with ovary 17th jun :- I’m a tissue now 30 Jun :- Mom said to dad, “ You’re going to be a father” MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY 15th Sept :- I Can feel my heartbeat 14oct :- I have Little hands, legs head and a stomach. [...]
3 Idiots Song
July 21st, 2011 Vikash Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post
Sweet Girl Scratch
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Red Rose Scratch
April 20th, 2011 Vikash _________ u r ____u_u r s __________ sos____ _ sosw ____________ so__ so_____ s ___________ sos_ s__ s_____ s __________ sos_____ so___ soswee _________ soswe______ so_ s______ so ________ soswe_______ so______ s_ so ________ soswe_______ s_______ s ________ soswee_____ s_______ s _________ soswee____ s______ s __________ sosweet _______ s sos________ so______ sosw soswee_________ soswee _ [...]
