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Ishwar Allah Tere Naam

Ishwar Allah Tere Naam, Sab Ko Sanmati De Bhagwaan, Sab Ko Sanmati De Bhagwaan, Sara Jag Teri Santaan, Sara Jag Teri Santaan..Sara Jag Teri Santaan.. Is Dharati Par Basane Wale, Sab Hai Teri God Ke Paale, Sab Hai Teri God Ke Paale, Koi Neech Na Koi Mahaan, Sab Ko Sanmati De Bhagwaan, Sab Ko Sanmati [...]

Before and After falls in Love

A girl before she falls in love “My love should be a perfect guy.” “He should love me more than I do.” “He should never make me cry.” “He should always understand me.” But after finding her love – “So what if he’s not perfect, he’s still the best for me.” “So what if he [...]

Beauty of Math ! ..Worth Sharing

Beauty of Math ! ..Worth Sharing … Expand and enjoy ….   1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 [...]

Write Your Name (Meaning Your Name)

A- Kiss B- Rose C- Missed calls D- Bht izzat E- Blessing F – Dua G- Mittai H- Money I- Respect J- Khuloos K- Doulat L- Perfumes M- Lots of love N- Happiness O- Careing P- Friendship Q- Gift R-jealousy S- Love 4 ever T- Tension U- Tears V- Pain W- Hug X- Flate Y- [...]

Life is a Beautiful Struggle

Life is a Beautiful Struggle…… Read dis Every1 for Ur Ownself Today before you think of saying an unkind word – Think of someone who can’t speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think [...]

Ajeeb hai na

1. 20 ka note bahut jyada lagta hai jab garib ko dena ho, But bahut kam lagta hai jab hotel me Tip Dena ho. 2. 3 minute mushkil lagte hai upar wale (GOD) se prarathana karne ko, But 3 hours ki picture (Flim) dekhna aasan lagta hai. 3. Pure din thakne ke baad Jim(GYM) jane [...]

Facebook DICTIONARY

AFAIK =» As Far As I Know AFK =» Away From Keyboard ASAP =» As Soon As Possible AYCOS =» Are You Crazy Or Something..!! BAS =» Big A$ Smile BBL =» Be Back Later BBN =» Bye Bye Now BBS =» Be Back Soon BEG =» Big Evil Grin BF =» Boyfriend BIBO =» [...]

Mistakes Adventures

1. If a Barber makes a mistake, It’s a New Style 2. If a Driver makes a mistake, It is a New path 3. If a Engineer makes a mistake, It is a New Venture 4. If Parents makes a mistake, It is a New Generation 5. If a Politician makes a mistake, It is [...]

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

  Now you can actually test whether your PC / Laptop is a ‘Male’ or a ‘Female’. Check it how, just follow these steps: 1. Click on the ‘Start’ button, go to ‘All Programs’ and then in ‘Accessories’, open ‘Notepad’. 2.Type the following line in ‘Notepad’: CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I love you” 3.Save file as computer_gender.vbs on your [...]

ALLAH For Everything

?[ALLAH] is Awesome. [ALLAH] is Beautiful. [ALLAH] is Caring. [ALLAH] is Devotion. [ALLAH] is Everything. [ALLAH] is Fantastic. [ALLAH] is Great. [ALLAH] is Hearty. [ALLAH] is Incentive. [ALLAH] is Judicious. [ALLAH] is Kind. [ALLAH] is Laudable. [ALLAH] is Magnificent. [ALLAH] is Noble. [ALLAH] Is Omniscient. [ALLAH] is Perfection. [ALLAH] is Quality. [ALLAH] is Righteous. [ALLAH] [...]