Funny Enjoy Jokes

1) Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....... Waah! Waah! .... Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....... Waah! Waah! ...... Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! 2) Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....... Waah! Waah! .... Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....... Waah! Waah! ...... Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!   3) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....... Waah! Waah! .... Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..... Waah! Waah! ...... Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!   4) Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....... Waah! Waah! .... Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....... Waah! Waah! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!   5) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... Waah! Waah! Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... Waah! Waah! "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala!!"   7)Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ... Waah! Waah! Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ... Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..." 8) Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai Waah! Waah! Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai Waah! Waah! Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !! 9) Premika: "Aisa Khatt Likho Sajna, Ki Meri Umar Beet Jaaye Padhne Mein Premi: "$@#       % #$      @ $ %#$  &&* !@#@ &&*( )(&%    %#$%    %#$%#$ !#@!#    ?<>":::<< $%^$%  %#%" @#@#!!    ?>#$%^>  $#$%&<< #%$%""}}+   !@??>":    @@#$$$?:@!! Le Padh !!!"