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1.Full form of MATHS? ANS: Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students… 2.Full form of IDIOT? ANS: Intelligent Decent Impressive Optimistic Talented 3.Full form of College? ANS: Come on Lets Love Each Girl Equally 4.Full form of LML? ANS: Le MAT Lena 5.Full form of BPL? ANS1: BUDDHA PEEKE LUDHAK GAYA!!! ANS2: Bin Paidika Lotto 6.Full form of BSNL? ANS1: Bhai Sahab Nahi Lagega!!! 7.Full form of NIIT? Ans: Not Interested in IT 8.Full form of WIPRO ? Ans: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 9.Full form of HCL ? Ans: Hidden Costs & Losses 10.Full form of TCS ? Ans: Totally Confusing Solutions 11.Full form of INFOSYS ? Ans: Inferior Offline Systems 12.Full form of SATYAM ? Ans: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 13.Full form of CMC ? Ans: Coffee, Meals and Comfort 14.Full form of IBM ? Ans: Implicitly Boring Machines 15.Full form of PARAM ? Ans: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 16.Full form of C-DOT ? Ans: Coffee During Office Timings 17.Full form of DEC ? Ans: Drifting & Exhausted Computers 18.Full form of PSI ? Ans: Peculiar Symptoms of India. 19.Full form of AT&T ? Ans: All Troubles & Terrible. 20.Full form of BFL ? Ans: Brainwash First and Let them go. 21.Full form of TISL ? Ans: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd. 22.Full form of ORACLE ? Ans: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employ. 23.Full form of HUGHES ? Ans: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping. 24.Full form of BAAN ? Ans: Beggars Association and Nerds.