Funny Mathematical Equations

This is the best equation I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore:Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore:Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words,A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore:Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore:Man-earn money = Donkey In other wordsMan who doesn't earn money = Donkey Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore:Woman = Donkey + spendWoman - spend = Donkey In other words,Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have:Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!