He-she-talk

She Gives a missed call to him….and he calls her back.. She: Hello! He: (are yaar…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi …kya baat hai..? She: kuch nahi…bas aise hi phone kiya… He: ( Call kaha kiya?.. khali missed call to diya hai… ) oh…ok ..kya kar rahi thi meri jaanu?? She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya…tum kya kar rahe the? He: mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab….”Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon” sun raha hu FM par…. She: nice song.. (And then she hums a line from the song “Hum Tum”) He: ( Saala waha koi chipkali ‘kich kich’ kar rahi hai ya …. ) hey!!!! tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha She: *giggles* He: Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls! She: yaha sab so rahe hai…agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge.. He: ( Correct…woh yeh samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai … ) Come on! Please! She: hat …I don’t sing that well He: ( yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai… ) It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear She: mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan He: aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu…gaao na She: tumhi keh sakte ho… He: ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai….is liye bola ) abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi? She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho? He: Sigh! Ok She: I don’t have that great a voice He: ( saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. ) hmmmm She: theek hai… jab itni zid kar rahe ho… sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai?? He: ( aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.. ) Great!!!! She: kaunsa gaana gaau ? He: ( tum kuch bhi gaao…meri to aaj neend haraam hai.. )Hmmmm. ‘Mahiya’ from Awarapan? She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai He: ( Text book chodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol… ) Dhoom Machale? She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi He: ( Tum koi bhi gaana gaao….mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool (She clears her throat, hums a line and then) She: Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy! He: Gaao na…pls gaao na….teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon She: dekho…ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho He: ( Maalum pada na … phir..: ) )No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na….is liye… Trying to make u cool She: Hmmm He: please gaao na darling She: main kal gaau? He: ( Haaaaa…jaan bachi… Phut leta hoon… ) theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi She: Hmmm He: Good night She: Good night She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care… He: Sweets dreams to u too… After a while She calls Him (sorry…that never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,, She: Hey..sogaye the kya? He: ( nahi…current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha… ) nahi jaan. She: kya kar rahe ho? He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai… ) Match dekh raha tha She: theek hai tum match dekho He: ( us wakt se main kya bhajiya tal raha tha… ) Hey it’s ok… purani match hai. She: Did u feel bad I didn’t sing? (Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while) He: (Bad ah? this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn’t sing :- ) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first…. tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi….. So, me waiting.. (maine to socha tha ki aaj bachgaya….dhat teriki ) She sings 1 stanza from the song ‘Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami…..’ He: Wow. Too good! She: jhoot….mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai He: ( shukr hai self realization hai… … ) nahi darling you really sing well. She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya….. ) Che! Che! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota She: Hmmmm…theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao.. He: ( tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kaise aayegi.. ) Good night! She: Take care He: You too She: Hey…. He: ( are yaar..aaj ye nahi chodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? . She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi… He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar ) sachchi… Of course. She: sirf jhoot He: ( iski toh… agar ab mujhe sone nahi diya toh…… ) Not at all. You sing very well She: Hmmm…. tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night. He: Good Night