HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting.Both of them take time out and call their friendson their mobiles.Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along andtries to make peace.The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting.A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's AHMEDABAD Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software program to stopthe fight.But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus inthe program. That's BANGALORE Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly says that"AMMA" doesn't like all thisnonsense.Peace settles in... That's CHENNAI Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, thena fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting.Third guy comes from nearby house and says,"don't fight in front of my place,go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting". That's KERALA ! and the best one is .... Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting.Third guy comes along with a carton ofbeer.All sit together drinking beer and abusing each otherand all go home as friends. You are in GOA !!!   [hana-code-insert name='sharing' /]