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Dear Hardware Tech Support: , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 4.0 to Husband 1.0 & noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 4.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : · NBA 4.0, · NFL 2.0 and · Golf Clubs 3.1 Also Conversation 7.0 no longer runs, andHousecleaning 3. 6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate House wife Solution to the above problem: DEAR DESPERATE,, First, keep in mind, · Boyfriend 4.0 is an Entertainment Package, while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: i thought you loved me. html &  try to download Tears 5.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 4.0 update. · If that application works as desired, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 andFlowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5 ,HappyHour 7.0 orBeer 6.1... · Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program

that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 2.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) IN  ADDITION  DO  REINSTALL  BOYFRIEND 5.0  AS  THEY R  VERY  SUPPORTIVE  PROGRAMS  IN  SUCH SITUATIONS In summary, Husband 1.0 is not a bad program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and LOVE7.0 Good Luck!

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