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* Only married man will understand this?* Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi ? Wife : Jo aap kaho. Husband : Dal chawal bana lo? Wife : Abhi kal hi to khaye the.. Husband: To sabji roti bana lo... Wife : Bacche nahi khayenge.. Husband: To chhole puri bana lo.. Wife : Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.. Husband: Bhurji bana lo.. Wife : Aaj Guruvaar hai ? Husband: Paraanthe? Wife : Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai ? Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain ? Wife : Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye.. Husband: Kadhi chawal ? Wife : Dahi nahi hai.. Husband: Idly sambar ? Wife : Usme time lagega.. pehle bolna chahiye tha na ? Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.. Wife : Woh koi meal thodi hai ? Pet nahi bharta.. Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi ? Wife : Jo aap kaho.=)) *Once an old man was waiting for a train,sitting on a bench.* A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, then you will ask about me,my name,job etc. Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her,she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that I dont want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)   *Lo Apna BACHPAN yaad karlo phir se*- 1. Machali jal ki rani h, jiwan uska pani h. hath lagao dar jayegi bahar nikalo mar jayegi ..:( 2. Poshanpa bhai poshanpa, dakiee ne kya kia, 100 rupee ki ghadi churai. Ab to jail me jana padega, jail ki roti khani padegi,jail ka pani pina padega, ab to jail me jana hi padega.. :) 3. Jhut bolna paap h, nadi kinare saap h. kali mayi ayegi, tumko utha le jayegi.. ;) 4. Aj somvar h, chuhe ko bukhar h. Chuha gaya doctor ke paas,doctor ne lagayi sui, chuha bola uiiii uiiii uiiii.. >) 5. Alu kachalu beta kahan gaye the? Bengan ki tokri me so rahe the. bengan ne laat mari ro rahe the. mummy ne pyar kiya has rahe the.. :> 6. Titli uddi, bas me chaddi. seat na mili to rone lagi. driver bola aja mere pass. titly boli hatt badmaash.. :P 7. Suraj gol, chanda gol. mummy ji ki roti gol, dada ji ka chashma gol, papaji ka paisa gol, hum bhi gol tm bhi gol, sari duniya GOLMATOL.   *Santa calls from delhi 2 his wife in jalandhar.* Servant picked phone.. Santa : memsab se baat karvao.. Servant: wo to sahab ke sath kamre me hai.. Santa : par sahab to mai hu.. Servant : main kya karu? Santa : goli marde dono ko, mei tujhe 1lac dunga After Killing,, Servant : sahab lasho ka kya karu? Santa : Apne swiming pool mai fenk ke bhag ja.. Servant : Par apne ghar mein to swiming pool hai hi nai.. Santa : kya baat kar raha hai ? is it 2542675? Servant : nahi toh.. Santa : sorry, wrong number!!!