Orkut Profile of a Software Professional

[caption id="attachment_212" align="alignleft" width="230" caption="Orkut Profile of a Software Professional "]Orkut Profile of a Software Professional[/caption] About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!") Relationship status : what? Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me. Age : 10111 Here for: web browsing in company hours. Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!) Ethnicity : Programmer. Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101 Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions. Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!! Humor : weekly. Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag. Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth. Drinking : The first is this. Pets: JYeah, my PL looks like a dog. Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!! Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page) Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com - Isn't itß Ultimate??? Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future. Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess. Activities: Are you crazy? Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps". Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing. Tv shows : can't afford one. Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of Home.