Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s MUMBAI Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting.Both of them take time out and call their friendson their mobiles.Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third [...]
Smile wid Funny Things for IT
May 19th, 2011 
Vikash 1. Pursue Achievable Goals 2. Keep Genuine Smiles 3. Share with Others 4. Help Thy Neighbors 5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit 6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, &the Ugly 7. Keep Cool Under Pressure 8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on [...]
Time Paas Fun
May 18th, 2011 Vikash 1. Pagal Hai Kya ? Itna Kya Sochna Time Paas Hai Forward Kar Ke Dusre Ke Dimaag Ka Dahi Kar. 2. “U” LAGAO’ AUR BAN JAO TUM. M__RKH ST__PID B__DH__ D__FFER BEWK__F GHOCH__ __LL__ Dekha! Eveythng is incomplete without U….! 3. Dont keep me in ur heart but keep me in ur brain bcoz Rehne [...]
Just little fun….
May 17th, 2011 Vikash 1. Utha le re deva, utha le….. Mereko nahi re, mere dost ko uthale… Uper nahi re baba, so raha hai, nind se uthale… 2. Gadho ki race …. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 FIRE.. mail baad me padh lena B. . . .H. . . .A. . [...]
Logic Question
May 16th, 2011 Vikash Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home. Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation? Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Friend: Logic is very [...]
Points to Remember in Life
May 15th, 2011 Vikash 1.If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 2. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 3. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, [...]
Easy Ways …life
May 15th, 2011 Vikash A. Easy Ways … Nice One.. 1. Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early. 2. Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early. 3. Love Someone Truly – You will die daily. B. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER – [...]
Friend with flowers
May 15th, 2011 Vikash Friends are like Flowers. They add Color to Your Life. They Spred Fragrance. They Wipe your tears. They make you laugh. They are always there. When you need them and doesnt When you are down. They give you support And let you Up. When you are up. They rejoice with joy. Think of them They [...]
Apun ka Love story…….Jhakaas
May 14th, 2011 Vikash abe ye apun hai apun apna kaam kar rahela tha bole to ekdum dum lagake kya…. achanak kya dekha!!!!!!!!! #32; aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! abe aishwarya !!!!!….. are fir apun to laga saluu jesa bodi banane sharukh ke jesa style mara Imran azmi ki jesa line bhi mara aur fir [...]
Announce Indian Team for West Indies tours
May 13th, 2011 Vikash West Indies tour to India has been announced. Mahendra Singh Dhoni, Sachin Tendulkar and Zaheer Khan West Indies ODI Series against the rest have been. S. Badrinath has been involved in India and Amit Mishra has been recalled. R. Vinay Kumar Saha Riddhiman the 16-member team has been replaced. Vinay Kumar, Ishant Sharma and Amit [...]
