Points to Remember in Life

1.If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 2. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 3. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 4. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. 5.A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC. 6. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 7.A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. My Lord! Increase me in Knowledge!! [hana-code-insert name='sharing' /]