'Ra.One' Funny One-liners

[caption id="attachment_4035" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="'Ra.One' Funny One-liner"]'Ra.One' Funny One-liner[/caption] (1) Govt. declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra.One promotions! (2) Govt of India just announced Rs.50,000 relief to all those who watched Ra.One, Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval. (3) BREAKING NEWS: Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets stocks exhaust after Ra.One's release. (4) Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ki dubara aisi movie mat banana." (5) Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One. (6) Even Ra.Mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra.One...! (7) Nahi chali Ra.One...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, Ra.One coming soon on Sahara One and Star One. (8) All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men. (9) Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE. (10) Get Ra.One under Lokpal bill! Put people behind the bars who made such movie.