New Version Of SHOLEY jokes

Sholey inĀ  Newdelhi

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai." Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?" Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin aate." Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ." AT GABBAR'S DEN.. Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?" Kaalia: "Do sarkaar." Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega , Salary badayega? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la re". "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar." Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?" Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"............ ....????? ?