The times of Ramayana

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana.. Bhagwaan Ram Ji would haveuploaded status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro..." Kekai likes this! Comments: ... Bharat- Hv great vacation and fun bro.. Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita, Rama uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!" Sita likes this. Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude! Hanuman- M wid u bro.. ! Raavan- get off monkey... Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey... Mmmuuuaaahh:*" Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths! Sita's status UPLOAD- "OH GOD! No fashion sense here! Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!" Hanuman likes this! Comments: Hanuman- Any1 worth me?? Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww! Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks! Sita- Ravaan is jealous, lovely LOL..! After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro... B prepared for celebratn.."